Thanks Recluse

I made the mistake of telling my then teenage son about the incident. One day he made me really angry and I was in his face yelling at him. When I was finished, he said with a straight face "What are you gonna do - hit me ina eye?" I said "No, I'm gonna sheeeetz on you if you don't behave!" Ack, that kid always knows how to make me laugh - even when I'm furious.