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Old Jul 31, 2008, 01:21 PM
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....by the way. Love the picture of the cat! Exposure therapy?
What a great thread! I needed to remember to laugh today.

Anyway, here is another great one I have heard before (warning: mild sexual content):

<font color="blue"> A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, "What is this a picture of?"
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"
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Here is link with quite a few good ones (and a few duds)

http://www.workjoke.com/projoke30.htm

enjoy!
-ft