Prior T... all with a look of "you are CRAZY!":

"What are we NOT talking about?"

"To WHOM am I speaking?" (DID)

T: Soooo, how are you?
Me: Fine, how are you?
T: "Let's pretend this is THERAPY, and we go deeper than 'fine'".
Me thinking: let's pretend that it's NOT, and that this is me LEAVING w/o paying you!!!