Rule # ?
T's, may go on vacation under the following circumstances:
IF they go to client's backyard camping in a tent. If they decide on a camping vacation in client's backyard, then they will allow the client to join them for smores at the evening campfire each night. Ahhh roastie toastie campfire with T.

I feel better already
OR if they agree to call the client for a 15 minute phone chat mid-week to let them know they (1) have not abandoned the client (2) are still alive (3) are definitely coming back and (4) are thinking about the client.