Ok, you all might as well know a little something about me. I'm going all out here and sharing all kinds of private details about myself so please be gentle. Here are some reasons I would never be able to make long-term friends, get a room mate or get married...

* I am not a prude (nor am I gay) and yet I am not attracted to either men or woman. This would no doubt hurt any relationship I might have.
* I sleep with a pet goose in my bed (and have for years), have animals running around all over the house and am very eccentric.
* I am so scared of people that I have actually run and hid under the bed when I heard a knock at the door.
* I can drive a person NUTS with my hypochondria. As nice as you people are, believe me, you do not want to be around me when I'm having one of my "spells".
* I don't have a driver's license (just a state ID) and no car (I just can't afford the expense).
* I don't have a job and am on disability (I do run a small online biz which does pretty good).
* I don't shower or keep up my hygeine very well because I'm just too "depressed" to do anything most of the time.
* I "go" in a milk jug at night because of my bladder probs (enuresis).
* I am addicted to the internet so I rarely leave my room.

Probably TMI (too much information) I know but I really need to get this out. On the other hand though...

* I don't drink, smoke or chew.
* I am totally non-violent and non-agressive
* I work hard, am reasonably well educated, responsible and well-organized.
* I always seem to "get by" and believe that God always provides a "way".
* I am not a "radical" so I won't beat you with a Bible and Stalin is'nt my hero, etc.

Yes, pet's are like "instant friends". I wish you could "buy" a person at the local pet shop. It would sure save a lot of time with all the trust and "relationship" issues. Ahhh!!!...

- Regards