Well, not to start a ton of threads at once or anything, but.....
T just called and left me a message. In it he said "Hey! Why don't you try this? Have grown up earthmama tell teenage earthmama to go to her room for the weekend and let little earthmama out to play".
And in the SAME message, he said "you are not crazy, at all"
Sigh. Sometimes I just love T.