Well, GreyGoose, I'd have to say that you really are a character.

But that just means you sound very interesting. Like Myzen, I imagine you in the wilds someplace.

The only reason why I haven't hidden under a bed when I heard a knock at the door is that I'm also terrified of small dark places. I have, however, covered in my apartment for a week or more, fearing that there might be a warrant out for my arrest. Which turned out to be a paranoia about as realistic as hypochrondia. I expect many/most of us are a bit, ahem, quirky.

Thanks for trusting us enough to share.