I'm so glad you decided to join us here at Hospital Holiday Hotel and Resort.
I hope our accomodations including TV, Laptop, adj. bed, clean sheets, and assorted medications meet with your approval.
Oh and I forgot to mention our menu of less that desireable items created by our world renoun chef. The lump in your throat is not your imagination but rather the result of one of our chefs culinary delights.
This week's delivery of beach sand is running a little late but should be arriving any time now.

Now water is another matter but we are working on it. According to the weather man Tropical Storm Fay will be arriving in So. FL Monday or Tuesday. Once she passes we should have more than enough water to send your way with a few extras like roof tiles and palm trees included.

May I be the first to say enjoy your stay with us at the Hospital Holiday Hotel and Resort.