Serious! He'd be like the ...what is it.... Carboard Benedict. Then at least he'd be huggable w/o wrinkling!! Who knows, maybe he could even be printed on fabric and stuffed with cotton!
Yessss... i have too much time on my hands.
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Credits: ChildlikeEmpress and Pseudonym for this lovely image.
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