But wait... I don't understand (but I want to!)... just so I know... why don't you want to make any new friends in person? Why is that worse than online friends? Do you feel that "real" friends expect too much from you? That you expect too much from them? Do they smell bad? I'm not being a wiseass (this time!) -- I really just want to understand how you feel.

Your friend who will remain only an online friend, I promise,
LMo

We are ALL going to be a-ok!