Ahem...have you ever seen a bloodhound? You're gonna have to lift my forehead off my eyes if you want to look into them and see if I'm smiling.

Then again, you might not recognize what you are seeing. One doc thinks my eyes look like the surface of the moon. Another one says they are beauuuuuuuutiful, but only for research purposes - he quickly apologized for calling me beautiful after he realized he was looking into the eyes of a live human being.