dear friends

i was hoping to gather some opinions on a dilemma that has recently struck me during my frequent visits to chat.

The article in question is a common, grey, round-faced character well known to those of us who like to socialise online. This character is identified by a blank, vacant expression, questioning the presence of a personality. Let it be known that apon being booted and return to chat, this devil in disguise has been known to rob one of one's painstakingly created hairstyles and logos. Yet another question to be posed....where is the nose? Such pale complexion, lacklustre eyes and geometrically correct mouth. No doubt this creature looks apon all other smilies with a pang of envy.

But what to call this thing?

i summond all fellow chatters to come up with an appropriate name.