I was in Target the other day when a mom came in with 3 small boys, I would guess them ages 5 to 7. The oldest one nearly ran over the other two to get to the toy department.
As I tried to get out of his way to avoid being stepped on, I heard one of the smaller ones say to him, "OH, you think you're such a big man, don't you!"
Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.
Kids can be a hoot!