LOL Yeah, I give myself a "body wave." That's a perm on big rods so that it doesn't get kinky.

I'd suggest you go to a beauty shop and have it done. Don't try it yourself. There's more to "wrapping" a perm than there is to rolling your hair on rollers.
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