No you may not eat the dogs dinner from his bowl
No you ride the dog like a horse
No you cannot bring home all your class toplay after school
No you may not wear mommies bra on your head
No you do not put a whole toilet roll down the toilet
Just a few that spring to mindxxx



dont we just love them


life would be so so boring without them
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"never tell a child their dreams are unlikely or outlandish....
few things are more humiliating and what a tragedy when they believe you"