"Are you sexually active?" no
(they don't believe me - they never do)
"what kind of birth control do you use?" abstinance.
"When were you last..." (again) r**ed at 12, 11, 10, 9... get the hint???
Silence
"Well... I don't need to give you a pap then..." NOW you're speaking my language.
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