Thats so funny. A chicken lol. I would be afraid it was undercooked and I would kill my T with food poisoning. I think that bartering is awesome. I think If a T could do that it would be awesome. It would only work maybe in private practice. When i was 17 and I lived on my own and worked and went to school I needed new glasses as i had lost mine almost drowning. The eye dr had me paint his out houses and do lawn work and weeding and stuff. He was cool. I was so poor I didnt have enough food to eat everyday.