Richard or was it James Brown? And now Darla is going to be all righteous and tense while we shop! Why, oh Why, are we so different? Why is it that you have to live with family? Ethel felt so stressed now and started worrying about her appearance...would Darla pick her outfit apart? Oh, Lord, do I have spinach on my teeth? Oh, wait, I haven't had any spinach lately..so I'm good there.....Where is Xavier? If only he would go with them, it would divert Darla's attention from her to him....Ethel didn't think there were many gay men in Tucumcari...so he'd be a novelty to Darla.Well, that was that, she flipped her cellphone open and quick dialed Xavier. He would have to go with them or Darla would.......................