OMG guys these are all hilarious. I am laughing out loud.

THANKS I NEEDED THAT!!!!!!!!

"Put up your dukes Pink"

"SBD Brian"

"Rockabye baby Chaotic"

OKay, this wasn't an actual therapy moment but how about the assprint?

For the longest time this larger than me woman had the slot before me in therapy. Every time I would go in the room after her, there was a rather large butt sized impression on the leather chair. I decided to call it the asshole but someone here helped me out with "assprint." I decided I hated sitting in her print and moved to the couch where I've been ever since.