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Old Apr 01, 2005, 03:42 PM
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So... learning from my dad's prank (lol) Years later, when I was sixteen...

I got up early one morning and drove out to each of my guy friends' houses and I honeyed and/or vasolined their door handles. And we live in a small town, so most of them don't lock their doors. I got into their cars and I painted food coloring all over the steering wheels so their hands would be painted.

Now here's the coolest part!!!....
Several of them were sleeping at my friend Vern's house that night. My friend Andy was one of them. He had to work that morning, and he was running late from staying up all night. He dashed out to his car and got in. His car was red, so I had painted his steering wheel red. lol Well, when he say the food coloring all over his hands, he totally FREAKED OUT and thought he was bleeding. He panicked and went inside to call in to work. According to Vern, Andy was a complete panicked mess because he couldn't figure out why his hands were bleeding, until Vern told him it was food coloring lol



However, payback's a b---. Later that day, while I was working a double shift (and playing many a prank on my boss of course ), the boys snuck out and filled my truck with puffed rice, pop cans, newspapers, and other garbage basically and stuck oreo cookies on my windshields along with a note that said "Who's the fool on April 1st?"

Later that night, they came to my house with a plan to take the wheels off my truck and go put it- not on blocks, but on top of the elementary school baseball dugout (it was a VERY small truck and together they probably could have pulled it off lol). However, my big mean dad saw them and then they were too scared lol. SO... they light off a smelley icky smoke bomb in my car! grrr! Some people just can't take a joke! LOL, I think I bruised their egos by getting them first lol

I was still cleaning out puffed rice months later.
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