'I Would Make A Bad President,' Obama Says In Huge Campaign Blunder

...According to sources, before those on hand could fully process what Obama had said, the Illinois senator continued to stumble, claiming that were he to win the general election, he would have absolutely no idea what to do.
"My youth and inexperience would definitely make me an awful president... I'm an elitist. I hate Israel. I want to lose the war in Iraq..."

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