Oh no!! There's nothing worse than a ton of leftovers you don't want to eat yourself. Can you take it to work, or dump it on a friend?

I lived in apartments prior to moving here, so never got any kids either. Now I rent half a duplex on the edge of what passes for downtown in a small town, so they're everywhere. That's only fun on Halloween, and much less so when I'm dodging them on their skateboards and whatnot.