thanks for making me laugh...
the drooling is a major oh-no! kind of moment for me. 'course I can use my being an antique as an excuse...there are benefits to being old.
but there's always some kid that has to ask their parental unit why I'm napping and drooling while sitting in my car--gee, kid, it's a warm day and the sun shining in my eyes relaxed me. ya better be glad I'm not driving and drooling (joke--some folks would take that statement seriously)

Shhh..don't tell anyone but I slept Six Hours last night. If I could I'd jump up and down! I believe my surgeon would be happier if I clap my hands in delight instead...
Clap! Clap!...oops, that word used to be synonymous with an STD.

Cap