I was just introduced to another guy. He was told that I was Vietnam Vet with purple heart. First thing he said was "I didn't have to go in Army, but my cousin did." (Like I care if his cousin was in service ... seemed like a lame way to make an excuse for himself - not that he needed one, but musta felt like he did).

Next sentence, "Did you kill anyone?"

I really feel like saying all the curse words I've ever heard when this happens. We need to invent a new word that encompasses all of those words and curses. Even then it wouldn't be enough for someone like this guy and his "curiosity."