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Dec 03, 2008, 11:01 AM
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Member Since: Jul 2007
Posts: 4,156
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OK ! >>>> I am probabley going to lose my lifetime membership in the " Heman Girl haters Club " { * comes from old Spanky And Our Gang Shows * }.
But ,,,, :
" Not in the mood ">>>..translation..>>> " Do I have to get up from where I am now ?
This is when a warm tub of water ,, scented and soapy ,,, with a washclothe comes in handy . >> Another tub of warm rinse water and xtra washclothe ,,, and fluffy towel .
 Man ,, I feel I am giving away the guarded secrets of the Realm .LOL.
Remove the reluctant ones shirt [ or just unbutton ],, and do a nice sponge bath till you reach the >>>.errrmmmmmmmm,,,,{~prime objective~}?
At this time the fluffy drying towel is placed on the chest to keep the * reluctant one * warm ,,, at this point a loosening of the trousers and a warm clothe slipping lower ,, and the drying towel doing the water absorbtion,,
okkkkkkkkkk,,,,,,at this point it is all up to YOU >> as long as there has been no reluctance ,, by the * Reluctant One * >>... To insist you Stop ,,,,, a little giggle and a " What have we got HERE "  ..........[ insert naughty smile ] .
Now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,, hehe,, use your womanly wiles .[ * Knock,Knock * ]
Awwwwwww Mannnnnnnnnnn.... It's them Membership enforcement guys at my door.... ....(clicks * Post Quick Reply button * ).
Mwhahahaha>>>...... ......I win AGAIN >>..... Those guys are slipping >> LOL.
WMD.
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