Can I throw in some shoulds?

They should be able to read our minds (when we want them to)
They should know that when we say we are FINE that we really mean.......
Frazzled Insecure Neurotic and Everything in my life is screwed!
They should know magic words to calm us down in a second (or less!)
They should be able to "FIX" us in one session or less! OR preferrably on the phone in our lunch break!

P7