I like number one, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, lol. He can sing to you, on bended knee, while you sit in your throne chair. You can give him a microphone, but keep if off if he can't sing, I wouldn't want him to ruin his chance of being idealized Don't give up! Keep on trudging forward, and so shall I. Love ya'! Oh, for the second act, why not make him tap dance to your tune? We're waiting for you to post the video