Thanks everyone!
So... I remembered something today.
The meeting I go to?
Doesn't have a 6 month chip.

It has a 3 month, then they make you WAIT 6 months, and then you get a 9 month chip.
Well, darn. That kinda sucks.
But I bought myself some pretty fizzy juices, in those "wine bottles" with the cap that when you open it, it's like champagne?
Yeah, I'm totally throwing myself a party in 5 days.