Thread: thread war???
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Old Jan 31, 2009, 07:00 PM
Orange_Blossom
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Originally Posted by lizardlady View Post
Orangeblossom, you don't want to try and eat this lizard's legs. They are old, tough and stringy.
It's not me who eats the legs.

It's therealme.

He is the original footless wonder. You see, once upon a time there was a purple flower named Petunia. She wanted to win the Thread War so bad that she resorted to stealing . . . ok, chopping off human (and critters) feet. She started with therealme and moved on to whoever was in her path. She is the most famous Thread War winner because she won most of them.

But alas, she headed off to college to get a higher education so she could pass on her savvy smarts to her beloved daughter, Orange_Blossom.

Folklore claims there is still "something lurking" that steals racer's feet. But they haven't been able to prove a thing.