I am and in desperate need of but instead, I'm being productive and FINALLY cleaning up the clutter on this desk and then going to do my income tax return. I've already found all the slips I need, now all I need is to find the forms to work on. That's in the more horendous pile of clutter on the other end of the desk that REALLY makes me feel overwhelmed. Or at least that's where I think they are. I started with the easier side of the desk first. I can actually see what colour the wood is that the desk is made of now. At least I'm making progress and I don't feel like getting yelled at again by my family. Maybe I should just put the whole pile in the garbage. I can't need anything in it all that badly since I can't even remember the last time I tried to do anything about it. Unfortunately, reality tells me that is not a good thing to do. Why do I get myself into these messes. Is there a 12 step program for clutterers? I'm feeling very overwhelmed just looking at the left hand side of the desk. God only knows what lurks underneath some of those papers. I know there's DVDs, videos, magazines, etc. Anybody want to volunteer to help me? I guess I'll come up for air at some point. Maybe I'll be lucky and somebody will phone me to save me from this freakin' nightmare!!! Oh geez, look at the time. I dang well missed lunch and it's time for my next med. Break time!!!

So, who wants to volunteer to phone me to give me a reason for a legitimate distraction?