why is the lemon lolly green?????
shouldn't it be an obnoxious yellow color??? that color green makes me want to rename the pictured one pine tree lolly.

oh and i'm really glad you explained the ice lolly thing...i figured the kitkats out (all by myself!!!! and i haven't even had breakfast yet...i'm so proud) but the lolly thing..well.

as far as the deafness thing...sorry i have no useful insight ...just some smart *** questions...i'd say it would be due to crunching and maybe pinching a nerve or something but then everything crunchy would do it.

oh wait...an idea....
could it be something weird like tri-geminal neuralgia? when i have a flair up and have a piece of chocolate (and let it melt in my mouth) it can trigger a spasm in my throat...but only on my left side...doesn't happen with everything i eat...like i said only certain foods...must be the texture or something.

then it could be awful for a few months and poof it subsides (but does does entirely go away) until the next bad flare up.