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Did you chop off a leg, barbecue it over your car you had set on fire, serve it up on bread to passersby, tried to barter it for a ménage-a-trois with one of those high school teachers and her 12 year old student-lover, ate the rest yourself and purged all over a newborn in a passing baby carriage, tried to donate the bones to a grammar school under the guise of being from a unicorn, failing that, drill holes through your nose and other body parts and then pushing the bones through while standing (on your one leg) on a freeway nude and covered in excrement?
No?
O.K., you could've done something worse.
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out of my mind, left behind
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