I wish they didn't humour me (and go along with the lie) when they know I'm lying through my teeth...

I wish that my T's had some way to contact them outside of session if I ever needed to talk to them for an "emergency". None of them have ever been good about answering phone messages.

I wish sometimes that T's wouldn't come in with an agenda of what would be discussed during the session and then get visibly unnerved when the plans change because of my mood.

I wish that a couple of my T's wouldn't take stupidly large amounts of notes after I've said something as if they want to record it for "posterity". Yes, I know notes are important - but seriously. It bugs me if I feel I must pause for them to catch up! (Get a tape recorder - I would love that!)