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Mar 15, 2009, 03:32 PM
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Thanks everybody 
I had a weird dream last night,
Infact, weird doesn't even begin to describe it
It all started as a school dream, where they mixed all the busses around and as we were driving home at all the stops our bus driver had to check and see if we had railings on the stairs on the from porch and stuff. It was weird. And then when we explained about how we had a railing but it was really flimsy he says we should get it fixed.
Later, we are driving around, and we go to this office. It says the winds are 300mph. The sky is red. It's weird. I was scared because of this so I contemplated hiding in a sheltered spot in the office like a closet or something, but just kept looking out the window instead. Yu could see the tree's bending, but not breaking in the wind.
Then, there were two blasts of white light, the fist one was little, the next was like a giant pulse that rippled across the whole planet.
you see, there was this giant omnipotent rubix cube, in two blasts it destroyed pretty much the earth and all life on it except for me, a talking hyena, a dog, and I think maybe a goldfish. So all of us were floating around the universe and the only thing to pass the time were these really dry jokes that apparently and all wise and powerful rubix cube finds hilarious. Then the hyena starts talking about how people confuse him for a dog, but he figured out that because all life originated from single celled organisms every thing has it's own unique code of numbers and letters, and then repeated his, and the rubix cube...happy with the hyena's smarts said it's code ...I forgot the exact numbers and letters because it was just a bunch of jumble goo anyways. And then I sort of moped that the rest of forever is going to be incredibly dull. Then, this angel that protects the earth comes down to confront the rubix cube. She was really distraught that because everything was destroyed she couldn't talk to her best friend- a giant supercomputer anymore. I thought to myself "Geez, why didn't you stop the blast then to begin with?" aparently this angel was the rubix cube's mentor of sorts and has even more god-like powers and is way more powerful then the cube, go figure. So, after laying the smackdown on the rubix cube, she rips open a hole to a different dimension and sends the cube there. Oddly enough the cube is really happy because from what I gethered it's the dimension of weird floaty things and really dry jokes. Then the angel goes back in time and stops the explosions from happening and yep, everything returns to normal.
...Yeah...try to interpret THAT one 
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