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Old Mar 22, 2009, 10:43 AM
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Yes indeed, it's genetic!

Sorry, Orange Blossom, I couldn't resist! I'd love to give you a considered answer but I'm too whacko from my own button being pushed, punched, zapped - yet again - by my across the street neighbor. Grrrrrr.

He always says things in such a nice, syrupy, sweet voice, but the message is always about whatever he doesn't like. Here's a list of some of the things he has said to us in a 5 year period.

  1. When are you going to mow your yard? (I had just had surgery)
  2. Why don't you hire my landscaper?
  3. Why don't you get a new car?
  4. When are you going to buy a new car?
  5. Looks like you need a muffler.
  6. Why don't get your car washed and polished?
  7. When are you going to paint your house?
  8. Have you ever thought about moving?
  9. You driveway looks better when you rake it.
  10. Why don't you use a blower? (I was using a broom)
  11. Why don't you just go buy some plants? (I was dividing iris!)
  12. and yesterday...How long are you going to park your car in front of my house? (it's a public street for cripes sake and that's the direction it's headed!)
Pompous a-hole.

Thanks, I feel better!!!
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