Sometimes, I dream I am urinating. I wake up with a start, convinced I have "wet" the bed, but I have not. During those initial moments, I even feel "shame" thinking of how "real" it felt.

Sometimes, I dream I am sexually aroused by a muscular, blond, six pack ab male. His eyes are a smokey light blue and he can really kiss! When I awake I've learned to be amused by the illogical nature of the dream since I've been out of the closet for 32 years! I sincerely doubt I'm going to turn heterosexual overnight!

If you think your dream gave you a lemon, may I respectfully suggest turning it into lemonade?

Sweet dreams!