Delicious Dish,

I agree with Pachyderm. Keep the cat.

As far as the girlfriend is concerned, find another.

Your girlfriend has way, way, way too many problems that can be overcome by your love and caring.

So don't waste another second of your time kissing a frog (your girlfriend) in hopes that she'll one day turn into a princess. It just ain't going to happen, my friend!

Dump her and move on! Clear enough?