holy hell?! what on EARTH is this T thinking, to make a stupid joke like that?

you are there to be HELPED, not to be DISCIPLINED. i know it was "only" a joke, but after something as serious as the breach she did earlier (touching you without consent), then you would think she would be doing everything right now to create a safe space again. grrr.

i think you are being so awesome using your logical side to make lists and stuff of things to do. very clever and resourceful . i hope your T's joke was the result of her being confused and panicking, rather than something she would think was a good idea if she was in her right frame of professional mind.