1. Because she's silly any time she wants.
2. She teases me.
3. She's cute. I know she is cuz she told me so .
4. She writes posts about why she "hearts" PsychCentral and it makes everyone feel good about being here.
5. Did you know she's a dog? It says so in her bio. Woof! I love dogs!
6. She's so dang smart.
7. She's a great cheerer upper.
8. She listens to me go on and on and on .
9. She loves pie .
10. She's a really, really special person.