> Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
> work boots, used, size
> > 14-16. - $2.00
> > Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of
> Guns & Ammo Magazine.
> > Magazine - $3.00
> > Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and the
> magazine. - $5.00
> > Leave a note on your door that reads:
> >
> > Hey, Bubba,
> > Billy Bob, Duke and I went for more shotgun shells and
> to pick up my
> > check from the slaughterhouse. We should be back in an
> hour. Don't mess
> > with the Pit Bulls. I don't know what got into
> them but they attacked the
> > mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I
> don't think Killer
> > took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
> blood. Anyway, I
> > locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
> out here on the porch
> > 'til we get back.
> > Cooter