The official weird weird, just plain weird thoughts thread

venusss · Apr 03, 2012, 04:16 PM

Because I got sometimes thoughts that could be considered philosophical... but most people consider them "are you tripping on acid" kind of thoughts.

Maybe you got these too. So this is a place to share.

Thought: If cats could post on the internet, what would they say? I consider cats delightfully condescending creatures, so they would probably be community *****es everywhere they'd post.

(side note, I plan to write/draw a book on political science from cat perspective, because that is the only way I can get away with saying what I want to say).

Trippin2.0 · Apr 03, 2012, 04:27 PM

I wonder if chickens are planning a hostile take over... C'mon they must hate us.
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Also, I wonder who looked at a chicken and decided 'I'm gonna cook and eat what comes out of it's arse'...

BuggsBunny · Apr 03, 2012, 05:14 PM

I'd like not to have to think out of what orifice my breakfast came this morning.... And I'd really like to read that poly book by the cat's perspective. I think they believe they are royalty, and it is the job of we mere peasants (and that includes Obama) to keep the world from blowing itself up, for the sake of the royal cats. And they demand more treats.

venusss · Apr 03, 2012, 05:24 PM

of course Obama has to worship the all mighty CAT.

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Apr 03, 2012, 05:42 PM

Chickens taking over...Hmmm.... Maybe if they had reasoning skills, they could create a central system similar to our post office to communicate between various locations, preferably ones that have significant exposure to the media, hence the public. Cats.. yes.. they can be the messengers of the centralized comm. system. lol... this is kind of fun. If then, the chickens raise certain, adorably behaved young, ones that will get the media exposure, it may change opinion of the public towards them. Especially if they train the sacrificial chickens to react to the keepers in absolute horror. They might get in good with bleeding hearted people and a movement might start that eventually frees the chickens from a food source. From there, they can monopolize on the newly found favor of the people and soon become of a higher standing than us people. Yes! lol... I can just see it.

BuggsBunny · Apr 03, 2012, 05:48 PM

And now for something completely different:
I just went to check the chat room for another thread's question, and one of the rules is that you can't enter under the influence of drugs.

Are they barring all of us who take our meds?

Cause I protest! Not that I really go into chat anyway, but I want to take a stand on this cause for the little guys who like to chat.

I demand they let in the medicated!!!

Apr 03, 2012, 05:53 PM

Hahaha... only little guys chat..lol! You know, in sociology or whatever it's called, they say short and small people DO Talk more in order to compensate for the lack of size!!!

Apr 03, 2012, 05:54 PM

I'm pretty short myself...LMAO!!

venusss · Apr 03, 2012, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by landskaperdan

Hahaha... only little guys chat..lol! You know, in sociology or whatever it's called, they say short and small people DO Talk more in order to compensate for the lack of size!!!

so that is why asians talk so fast?

Or why italians talk faster then Swedes.

which reminds me of joke about Estonians, who are dears but bit slooooooooooooow. So once an Eesti family went for a trip in car and something ran over the road. Hour later one of the kids says "it was an elk". Another hour passes and other kid says "No, it was a reindeer". After yet another hour passes, father says: "If you are going to argue all the time, this is the last trip you've been to"

Anneinside · Apr 04, 2012, 11:27 PM

Cats may think they are kings and queens, but dogs believe they have servants.

ManicDad · Apr 05, 2012, 04:49 AM

Oh God, this thread is right up my alley. I have about 30 "weird weird, just plain weird" thoughts per second. I'll try not to overshare.

Watching TV on mute while blaring music at the same time is a delightful activity. I highly recommend it. Makes the movie way more interesting, especially in the rare occasions that the music and the video sync and you get a music video out of it.

I'm not even sure what I'm watching right now, but I think someone was high when they wrote the screenplay. Seriously. There is a football with wings flying around right now. And people are cheering. WTF is this ****? I came up with a much better rock opera than this. I consider it a true shame that I can't really remember it right now. But trust me --- it was way better than a flying football.

I have thought about running my cat for president, but I don't think the American people are ready for such a progressive leader.

I think that's it for now.

Tsunamisurfer · Apr 05, 2012, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusHalley

Thought: If cats could post on the internet, what would they say? I consider cats delightfully condescending creatures, so they would probably be community *****es everywhere they'd post.

(side note, I plan to write/draw a book on political science from cat perspective, because that is the only way I can get away with saying what I want to say).

Not weird at all. Delightfully fluid thinking!

ManicDad · Apr 05, 2012, 07:44 AM

I would definitely buy the cat political science book, Venus.

I want to write a book comprised entirely of song lyrics. From a thousand different songs. All jumbled together. I think I could probably make a good story out of it if I were creative enough.

Secretum · Apr 05, 2012, 09:53 AM

Haha Trippin! I was eating eggs the other day when I began to wonder why I was enjoying something that came out of a chicken's cloaca. Especially when "cloaca" also happens to be Spanish for "sewer"!

Weird thoughts, weird thoughts...I've got a lot, but nothing right now. Once I thought about having my brain transplanted into a dog's body, to receive impulses from dog nerves and to command dog muscles to move. What would it be like?

venusss · Apr 05, 2012, 10:57 AM

Question of the day? What is it that makes me love troubled people and places. Rocking along to some Bosnian music... I guess I sympathize with people who love and hate with passion, who live hard and fight hard, enjoy the good times and can laugh through bad times?

BuggsBunny · Apr 05, 2012, 12:50 PM

I can't answer your weird question, but I can ask one of my own. For anyone with dentures: Have you ever accidentally spit out your teeth while talking with someone? My tops are rather loose (no $ for new teeth, and no bottoms) and I spit them out at my sister a few days ago... Almost lost them on a ride at Disney World, screaming...Had them fall out while I said Ahhh for the doctor....

, you know, little things like that.

Apr 05, 2012, 01:37 PM

Ok this isn't a weird thought but maybe a weird thing. I live in a retirement type of small city. I used to video tape seniors with my phone, on the bus or sometimes you'd be walking down the street and there would be like 5 or 6 seniors with there walkers all at once and no one else around. Then I would put music with the videos, I'm not sure why, I just like seniors, there is something about them that I find fascinating. I know it's not really ok to video tape people without consent and I don't do this any more.

I also have a collection of dead bird photography. My bf really doesn't like it or get it. I have always had a phobia of birds. The dead ones I can get near, they aren't going to peck me to death. Also maybe it's the death, it isn't something we see lots of, no dead bodies laying around. I don't take photos anymore, my collection is huge but I would still like to do something with them one day. Not sure if anyone else would appreciate the photos tho, I see a beauty in them but my bf says it isn't at all.

Apr 05, 2012, 06:59 PM

I can't get over the image in my head of old people scooting along with their walkers and the "final countdown" or some other equally appropriate song playing. THANK YOU! I needed something to make me laugh today!!!

ManicDad · Apr 05, 2012, 07:29 PM

Buggs,

Before I got a bridge for my front teeth, I had a partial plate and that happened to me too. It's awful! Luckily it only happened a few times. Humiliating.

Weird thought for today (it does tie in, I swear): I lost 3 teeth in a fight a billion years ago. At first, I was really pissed that happened but now im kinda glad. I had a Letterman gap before that and my teeth are perfect now. I'd like to find and thank the guy.

BuggsBunny · Apr 05, 2012, 08:19 PM

Yeah, it can be taken as humiliating, but for some reason, I don't humiliate easily, so I just find it funny. Except for the disney ride. I really was worried I was going to have to go to the ride operator and send him down to look for a pair of top teeth! Luckily they have my last name printed in them by the manufacturer.

Trippin2.0 · Apr 06, 2012, 04:50 PM

Hope this makes sense...
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So this afternoon, I thought I heard my mom say something about the temperature, I know I was asleep, and thought I was waking up, so I replied 'you know it's hot enough when you don't need clothes'. Nobody responds, so I call out to my brother, he says I never said anything I was sleeping. I try again, he says, I still heard nothing

I force myself to sit up, (which was hard! I was having a fantastic dream about champaign and yachts) so I sit up, and that's when I realize that N0NE of that happened, and my mom and brother confirmed!

I made the SAME nudity comment 3 times and it was never even relevant! Bwaahahaaa

faerie_moon_x · Apr 06, 2012, 05:58 PM

I have a lot of weird thoughts but primarily, when I'm upset and panicy, I like to think the word "muffin." Muffin. Muffin. Everything is muffin. Muffin is my go-to word when I'm making guesses, too. Like my oldest son likes to play guessing games. He will say "What type of monster do you want to be?" And I'll say, "Muffin monster." And he's like, "No! You can't be a muffin monster!" LOL....

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