We need some fun

I'm going to start a story and if you want you can add to it

Once upon a mushroom there was a...

time where nothing seemed to be

real at all...to the tiny talking lollipop

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useful real or of any value to

The lollipop. So the lollipop decided to just conform and do....

...all the fancy cooking in the land of the mushrooms...but

The lollipop didn't really know how to cook, so

So it ordered tuna fish chicken balls with a side of pigs hooves instead. All the lollipops guests....

...wore fluorescent green pyjamas and ate with their fingers making faces at each other until....

the police came and arrested them all for having bad taste in pajamas.

...yet secretly longed for such pyjamas precisely what they needed and slipped away into the night sleepy fluoro green law enforcement...followed by naked handcuffed tiny talking lollipops...

Based on a true story heee...They let the lollipops have one last smoke before throwing them into the locked up hell. The second lollipop (Bobbers) dropped his smoke in the back of the cop car. The stupid, now dressed in fluro green which makes them partly ok, cops forgot to check the car after the last lollipop they arrested. There were 69 sticks of TNT so everyone went BOOOOOOOOM, lollipops were flying out the window!!!!!.....

...Granny Twobells was reading the tv guide and embittered to discover she was in the wrong house fumbled the turbo switch on her electric wheelchair and accelarated out the unfamiliar door into the candy mess...it took a few extra seconds for her to realise that....

she forgot her cocoanut bra and mardi gras beads so she raced back. Out of the corner of her eyes she saw something rustling in the bushes. She crept up slowly and saw....

...dominic the dynamic donkey completely...and I mean COMPLETELY covered in fudge! ...she recognised him and he recognised her but there was a problem...

Both went to say hello but no noise came out, only rainbows. While it was beautiful to look at it did cause a bit of a problem as far as communicating.

...luckily an infant health and safety rep was passing by and eager to make an impression quickly set up a "super-escape" disco air balloon and lured Granny Twobells and Dominic the dynamic donkey aboard along with bobbers the tiny talking lollipop....and gently the balloon entered the clouds only to find communicating was still difficult so.....

All of them shrugged their shoulders, grabbed onto their blue and purple wigs and jumped onto cloud 9. Cloud 9 wasn't a cloud at all tho, it was a casino. They each chipped in all the money in their pockets to change into tokens but realized this wasn't a regular casino...

...this casino was a giant spray tan booth and any denomination of cash unless produced by golden chickens in tuxedos was unacceptable...it was, however, free entry to visitors wearing psychadelic wigs as long as the golden chickens agreed to...

agree that chicken gold would go well with blue soup. They ate until their bellies were so full. Lollipop, the lil devil boy, pulled a bobbipin out of granny's hair and decided to pop all of their bellies. The splash from the soupy stomachs was like graffiti on the casino walls. That was nice but it was also sticky...

..leroy, an off duty astronaut loved pickles but that didn't matter right now because he had special skills and a wicked first aid kit!...burst tummies in casinos was a walk in the park for Leroy...unfortunately he got distracted and did in fact take a walk in the park when his ex wife called....

To let him know the children were stuck to the roof again. He quickly jumped on his neon pink scooter, tassels of yellow and crimson red, and headed towards The Lost Mountain. There he did, indeed, find his children stuck to the roof but the task of getting them down this time would be harder because...

...despite his proximity and enthusiasm...Cynthia the slinky mexican business woman mexican hot dog stand entrepeneur arrived claiming the kids were stuck with the faulty barbecue sauce illegally imported from Namibia, and only she could unglue them but it would be very very expensive....and maybe....

dangerous because no matter what tool she used to remove them it was possible it would stick to them forever, forever, forever. She grabbed her trusty spatula and a mysterious potion tied around her ankle and went to work. "Wait"! screamed the children's mother "I would rather take this money and just buy a new house. So the builders came and....