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Dec 22, 2012, 06:13 PM
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Christmas Carols for the psychologically challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe 12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House 13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate 14 Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
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#2
Dec 22, 2012, 07:49 PM
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Hehe, I love it. It's good to laugh at my issues for a minute. Thanks for sharing.
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#3
Dec 22, 2012, 07:50 PM
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Very good. Humour ! We don't see much humour on any forum, we need humour !
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#4
Dec 22, 2012, 07:55 PM
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Soooo funny! I loved these!
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#5
Dec 22, 2012, 08:53 PM
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lol thanks
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#6
Dec 22, 2012, 09:18 PM
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loved it too!
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#7
Dec 22, 2012, 10:29 PM
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Thats really funny. Was nice to laugh a min. The OCD one was really funny to me because after reading that line i had to count how many times jingle bells was actually there. I do things mainly in 8's lol and theres 9 times its there. Made me laugh that i actually counted.
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#8
Dec 22, 2012, 10:31 PM
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OMG. That is hysterical !!! Thank you Clint, I so needed a laugh right now
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Dec 22, 2012, 11:24 PM
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Got a good laugh out of ADD, too. That's just like listening to me talk IRL! Connect the dots. If you CAN!  (Btw, what's "full personality disorder"?? Or am I thinking too hard about this?  Overthinking...wouldn't be the first time(!))
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#10
Dec 22, 2012, 11:32 PM
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LOL cute
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Dec 23, 2012, 06:03 AM
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lol at number 14...... lol!
hahahahhahahahaha! sorry- stealing that!. i know some people who would like that |
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#12
Dec 23, 2012, 08:34 AM
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Glad you all enjoy it and Share all you want I found this in another forum no sure who originally started it.
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#13
Dec 23, 2012, 08:46 AM
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the songs of the mentally ill...
lol... |
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#14
Dec 23, 2012, 11:28 AM
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__________________ok I dunno how to do quotes on here yet, Im still learning how to work this site, please be patient with me. .omg this sounds like me... "Silent night, Holy oooooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?" lol..I Love this thread, I can now laugh appropriately..lol. |
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Dec 23, 2012, 11:52 AM
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Glad you found it wild
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Dec 23, 2012, 12:09 PM
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me too..its been helpful.
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#17
Dec 23, 2012, 03:13 PM
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Did I make it up or did someone post a "12 days of psychiatry" spoof?
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#18
Dec 23, 2012, 04:54 PM
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I can look it up
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Dec 23, 2012, 05:03 PM
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Wow, that was funny, thanks!
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