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...please angels leprechauns and garden gnomes!
...Japanese fighting fish mr snowman and freaking bigfoot! zombie man in stolen combi van! giant squid and the yeti.... count dracula in my spaghetti ![]() ...can I go back to the start of my life I want to start again...I feel like my life has become a mythical episode of disaster and I exist alongside all these other mythical creatures... the lochness monster joins me when I brush my teeth... goblins hide inside my cleanest socks... yaaah! and dragons meet me at the breakfast table lighting cigars with there mouths! ..and that damn hydra stole my car keys again!... I can hear the fairies snigger cute but dangerous I cannot trust them... the knock at the door is so obviously Cyclops always breaking my sunglasses when I let him in... ...and no wonder nobody calls me some banshee decided to record it's own message screaming like hell and those imps I use for clothes pegs they poop on my washing but I have no choice that the minotaur in my garden eats my regular clothes pegs just like the hinkypunks throw up in my sandshoes! ...and I get barely a minute silence after the trolls in my spare room decided they enjoy my music too and I can't tell if they are playing it for real although a phoenix flew past on stupendous fire completely aflame distracting me perfectly while I am only assuming it was a unicorn strapped with a drum kit on it's back ridden by at least 4 orcs... oh boy my head is in another dimension... I want to start again and yet I know I would miss the lunatic individuality |
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hahaha the Cyclops is a smart one, knows a good deal 2 for 1 sunglasses! But how does it stay on his eye/head?
Fairies... yes be on your guard, would be better to upset a zombie - they're slow & dead already. ![]() Where's Rumplestiltskin in all this? He has the good funding! |
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yeah he booked in 2 weeks ahead...
must be sleeping or complaining....! he got nervous |
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Oh, to be able to start again. How awesome that would be. I will give that some thought today.
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What no mermaids? Oh I guess they went out for a swim.
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