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Old Nov 20, 2015, 06:29 PM
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been doing quite well lately so of course a good friend stabbed me in the back ... karma ... please tell me a joke .... cheer me up .... I really don't want to start the weekend feeling down ....
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Old Nov 20, 2015, 06:56 PM
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been doing quite well lately so of course a good friend stabbed me in the back ... karma ... please tell me a joke .... cheer me up .... I really don't want to start the weekend feeling down ....
What's a pirates favorite letter?

(Everyone will say rrrrrr)

You think it be r but it is the sea!
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Old Nov 20, 2015, 07:01 PM
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Old Nov 20, 2015, 07:05 PM
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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Old Nov 20, 2015, 07:07 PM
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Old Nov 21, 2015, 06:02 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you tired of being bipolar?
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Old Nov 21, 2015, 07:00 PM
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what happened when they gave Jesus haldol?

He stopped hearing God's voice and went back to being a carpenter.

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Old Nov 21, 2015, 08:33 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you tired of being bipolar?
when the xanex wears off I will tell you
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Old Nov 21, 2015, 08:37 PM
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what happened when they gave Jesus haldol?

He stopped hearing God's voice and went back to being a carpenter.

loll

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do I hear thunder coming ... but I love it ...
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Old Nov 21, 2015, 08:43 PM
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The biggest joke of all.....
My romantic life right now
(Back doom boom chhhh)
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
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Old Nov 21, 2015, 08:46 PM
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Want to hear a dirty joke?

The pig fell in the mud!

Grandpa told me this when I was 7. (50 years ago)
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Old Nov 21, 2015, 10:22 PM
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"What do we want?"

"A cure for bipolarity!"

"When do we want it?"

"We don't want it anymore!"
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