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#1
May 20, 2016, 09:12 PM
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*** the last one was so fun, I would love to do another ***
"Is this real", I thought. "Am I really in jail?" "What did I do?" "Why are my hands bandaged?" "What is going on?" "I'm scared"
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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? Elvis Costello |
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#2
May 20, 2016, 09:29 PM
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I felt cold and chilled to the bone...I looked down and noticed I was wearing a red string bikini, cowboy boots and nothing else.
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#3
May 20, 2016, 09:39 PM
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Was I in Austin Texas?
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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#4
May 20, 2016, 09:40 PM
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Worse, I had Sexy Tiger tattooed on my stomach with tiger paws and a wedding ring on my finger.
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***** Every finger in the room is pointing at me I want to spit in their faces then I get afraid of what that could bring I got a bowling ball in my stomach I got a desert in my mouth Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now Tori Amos ~ Crucify Dx: Schizoaffective Disorder |
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#5
May 20, 2016, 09:51 PM
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O! My head hurts. I remembered dancing wildly on the bar. Singing songs from David Alan Coe. Damn...my head really, really hurts. and so does this Sexy Tiger tattoo I've implanted on my person.
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#6
May 20, 2016, 10:04 PM
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I had a bump the size of New York on the back of my head and my big toe hurt.
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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#7
May 20, 2016, 10:15 PM
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O!! I was not in Austin, TX. I was in NYC! Yee-Haw! My hand is bandaged...I'm tattooed...toe hurts...WEDDING RING! Who is my husband? OFFICER!!!
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#8
May 20, 2016, 11:31 PM
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Guard help me.
Why am I wearing a ring. Why do look familiar to me? Oh no, I thought...not again..oh no no
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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? Elvis Costello |
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#9
May 20, 2016, 11:33 PM
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It was ground hog day
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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#10
May 20, 2016, 11:38 PM
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Phil saw his shadow...Again. Several more weeks of winter,
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#11
May 21, 2016, 01:03 AM
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And that jail guard looks like a human Phil
Am I lost in a dream?
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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? Elvis Costello |
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#12
May 21, 2016, 02:00 AM
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*goes to sink, splashes water on face, looks at guard*
"Officer, Please, you have to tell me why I am here"... |
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#13
May 21, 2016, 03:31 PM
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Listen here I ain't gotta tell ya nuthin
Nuthin
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What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? Elvis Costello |
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#14
May 21, 2016, 03:39 PM
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And then Phil went on a TV show and told other people how to behave.
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#15
May 21, 2016, 03:41 PM
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Suddenly I felt someone shaking me and I woke up to a strange woman yelling at me with a cockney accent.
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Bipolar I Borderline Personality Disorder ADHD Generalized Anxiety Disorder "You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.” ― Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls |
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#16
May 21, 2016, 03:48 PM
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I adjusted my jock strap which felt way too tight for some reason....
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#17
May 21, 2016, 03:56 PM
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Then I realized, "wait... I thought I was a girl?"
*looks down* "Houston, we have a problem" |
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#18
May 21, 2016, 04:18 PM
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Just then, a doctor comes through the door screaming, the operation was a success!
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May 21, 2016, 04:51 PM
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I slowing relized that some of the doctors and tentacles instead of arms and hands
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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May 21, 2016, 05:10 PM
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I wondered if the tentacles might taste good sautéed in garlic butter....
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#21
May 21, 2016, 05:20 PM
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...but I didn't want to eat them because I know where those dirty tentacles had been. *looks down at jockstrap*
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#22
May 21, 2016, 07:25 PM
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This my friends is how I have come to be known as Long Dong Schlong Master of My Domain
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#23
May 21, 2016, 09:53 PM
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Just then, a bomb went off in a nearby cock fighting club.....
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#24
May 21, 2016, 10:03 PM
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The enormous distraction allowed me to run from my captors. I grabbed a cock for the road. Tastes like chicken
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#25
May 21, 2016, 10:22 PM
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I leaped over the bricks and bars bursting through the hole in the wall into a street alive with neon lights
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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