Have you met any total weirdos?

So, I recently changed cubicles in my office because the company reorganized things. I'm now sitting next to this lady who really creeps me out. She's also an awful human being.

IDK. Whenever people say "Good Morning! How are you?", she purposely ignores them and walks away. She won't even make eye contact. (Well, half the time I can't tell because she wears sunglasses and a bucket hat indoors! How she gets away with this, I don't know!)

There was one time someone looked at her when they said "Good morning!" and she just stared at them blankly before walking around them to grab a napkin. No "good morning to you" or "excuse me". What a b****!!! She basically acts like you have to have "permission" to talk to her

She also has a relationship with one of the cleaning ladies here -- or so I'm led to believe. (They're both about 30.) Today they were putting grapes in each other's mouth in a sexual way, then giggling about it. wtf. They were also saying weird things that I will not elaborate on

I have not introduced myself to her. She scares me.

[Ripose]

Pdocs are total weirdos.

hmm,

i knew 1 person who totally loved girls feet- nothing else in the world, just girls feet. he could never explain why, but that's all he would talk about

i also once knew someone who still wanted to be fed with a baby bottle at 38, and i'm like.... right, then. each to their own

[gina_re]

That was me before I was medicated. I hated that job, there was nothing good about the morning. Please don't say it to me and leave me alone.

[Row Jimmy]

Your cat looks like a weirdo. And he's making me nervous.

The grape situation has me wondering. Maybe she just needs to get laid really bad.

[Anxiousvalkyrie]

Originally Posted by ElsaMars

The grape situation has me wondering. Maybe she just needs to get laid really bad.

LOL!! It might help, that's for sure!

[Coconutzo]

Originally Posted by Ripose

Pdocs are total weirdos.

Truth!!!!

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Originally Posted by gina_re

That was me before I was medicated. I hated that job, there was nothing good about the morning. Please don't say it to me and leave me alone.

You had your cleaning lady put grapes in your mouth?

I'm kidding...

I think this lady likes her job, though... maybe because of the grapes thing.

Apparently she's been working here for 10 years, as she has a "10 year" employee plaque in her cubicle.

Originally Posted by ElsaMars

The grape situation has me wondering. Maybe she just needs to get laid really bad.

Yeah probably. Maybe that's why she's miserable.

The grapes give her a glimmer of hope

but in all seriousness, it's a very f***ed up thing to do in the office.

[hopeless2015]

Wtf, that's a very weird thing to do at work

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Originally Posted by hopeless2015

Wtf, that's a very weird thing to do at work

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yes, i know

i've never seen anything like it before

at my old workplace, you would have been reprimanded for that sort of behavior... and you probably would have been put on probation

i also don't know why she wears sunglasses indoors. i don't know how she can even see her computer screen?

[Nammu]

Is she related to the boss?

related? no idea, but probably

she doesn't have the same boss as I do

I'm a weird people and I take offense. Where are my grapes and bucket hats and sunglasses? Where do you have to sign up to get some of that awesome.

first you have to get a date with your local cleaning lady who doesn't speak english

she only speaks grapes

me.

come on... how many people do you know addicted to rain, snow and cold weather in general

[violetgreen]

Sorry to hear she is creeping you out.

In a former cubical job, the girl across from me clipped her nails a lot and that really annoyed me! In another job, a supervisor unconsciously picked her nose, and then ate the stuff. Lots of people are gross and creepy. At another worksite, the executives used conference rooms after hours, or the side of a van in the parking lot to have sex with anyone.

I think I could keep going, and since I am still working, I could find new disgusting things to list every day!

Eww. Earring your own boogers? That's what 2 year olds do.

Sounds like your former company's executives were sex deprived and took anything they could get! Maybe I should introduce them to this lady at my work. I'm sure they'd be great friends, as long as they like grapes

[violetgreen]

Originally Posted by bluebicycle

Eww. Earring your own boogers? That's what 2 year olds do.

Sounds like your former company's executives were sex deprived and took anything they could get! Maybe I should introduce them to this lady at my work. I'm sure they'd be great friends, as long as they like grapes

Match made in heaven. But they liked to drink beer best! Some of their antics were documented in the security guard reports. Steamy reading.

[raspberrytorte]

I want a bucket hat. lol

There's this old guy in the deli who I think likes me. Which is weird in itself, but he's also creepy. He has four big attennaes on the top of his car and two big metal boxes on the inside and I swear purposely takes his breaks at the same time I do, and he's always commenting on how sleep deprived I look and how I'm not smiling?

WHO SMILES WHILE THEY'RE WALKING ALONE!!!!!

[raspberrytorte]

Oh, and blue, I've been meaning to ask you.

Do you like blue bicycles?

I like biking and my first bicycle was a blue bicycle

I destroyed it some years later when I went mountain biking with it. IDK I lost control going down the mountain and fell off the bike. Bike frame bent. I think I was 11 or 12

I loved the bike.

Haven't touched my current bike in a while. No real place to ride it. Too many bicyclists get hit around here. There are bike lanes and stuff, but everyone double parks in the bike lanes. I have to drive somewhere to ride my bike now.

If anything, I'll run or go to the gym instead

C'est la vie

Edit: it was a sh*tty bike from Wal-Mart lol

[HALLIEBETH87]

Sunglasses may be sn eye issue. My gma does that bc the light hurts her eyes so much.

You never know.