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Jul 17, 2016, 04:21 PM
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The other day I was eating some jumbo shrimp cocktail, and I thought to myself, "this is better than sex." And I meant it! They were so cold and delicious, and the cocktail sauce was so spicy and good, that I was in heaven.
Does anyone have something to share that they feel is better than sex? And I mean really, really better. Thanks! WB |
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Jul 17, 2016, 04:27 PM
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I'm dealing with severely itchy skin right now. Scratching an itch is BETTER than sex
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| Wild Coyote
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Jul 17, 2016, 04:32 PM
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After being in the hospital for 2 1/2 weeks then getting home and having a real cup of coffee was definitely better. I also had a pizza and I was in heaven.
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Jul 17, 2016, 05:49 PM
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Better than sex, more sex. Nothing else comes not even close.
Bad sex is better than good food.
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Jul 17, 2016, 05:54 PM
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Jul 17, 2016, 05:55 PM
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As the saying goes sex is like pizza even if it's bad it's still pretty good
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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Jul 17, 2016, 05:55 PM
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But my vote guacamole lol
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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#8
Jul 17, 2016, 06:35 PM
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Anything, anything is better than sex.
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Jul 17, 2016, 07:11 PM
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Emotional intimacy with your partner is better than the physical act of sex.
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Jul 17, 2016, 07:31 PM
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Anything is better than sex.
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Nammu …Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. …... Desiderata Max Ehrmann |
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Jul 17, 2016, 08:00 PM
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(And to "really, really better"?) No way! Not than good (better!!best!!!) sex anyway! Maybe you're doing something wrong. (Haha, kidding. Just couldn't resist. )Though I sometimes refer to fresh raspberries as orgasmaberries, it's just a joke, seeing how it's no contest. (Is this my answer because my perception is biased due to being deliriously enamored with my BF? I dunno, but he sure makes my answer a no-brainer!  )
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Jul 17, 2016, 09:20 PM
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Eating ice cold oranges when manic. Better than sex anyway
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#13
Jul 17, 2016, 09:32 PM
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A wild ride down Rapids is like the rush of really good sex.
Warm, gooey, really good chocolate will substitute for sex. Nothing's really as good as ideal sex, mind-blowing orgasms. The euphoric, raw feeling of delivering a baby is better. It's the most amazing feeling in the world, at the moment of birth and to see your baby, there's nothing else like that, nothing compares with that deep, feeling of love for your child.
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