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Sep 19, 2017, 10:35 AM
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how does a train eat it's meal.
choo choo... so bad, it's good! the laugh I needed today anyone else heard something so bad it's actually funny |
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Sep 19, 2017, 10:35 AM
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how do you make a snooker table laugh?
go down it's pockets and tickle it's balls |
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Sep 19, 2017, 11:48 AM
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what's a snooker table? I am learning a variety of vocabulary on PC today
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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Sep 19, 2017, 11:53 AM
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In the US it's a pool table.
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#5
Sep 19, 2017, 12:02 PM
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it's a big green thing with balls on it.
the idea is to use the q (this long stick thing), to pot your coloured balls. but if you pot the black one, it's game over you pot the balls in to what they call pockets, little hole type things that are situated at various points around the table that's my explanation for the day... I hope it made at least some sense. not theb est when someone asks me to explain something |
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Sep 19, 2017, 12:37 PM
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Speaking of food...
What idiot named French fries? They are cooked in Greece!
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Sep 19, 2017, 01:50 PM
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How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it'll take nine more sessions.
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#8
Sep 19, 2017, 02:41 PM
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haha
the train of thought in this thread works for me
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I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word Now in the morning, I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own I used to roll the dice Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes Listen as the crowd would sing Now the old king is dead! Long live the king! One minute I held the key Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand |
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Sep 20, 2017, 06:44 AM
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this gave me a laugh I looked at it and thought, well clever play on words... if they were cooked in greace (the country), why are they called French fries? then it dawned on me greace is also something you cook fries in and I just cracked up. very funny |
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Sep 20, 2017, 06:47 AM
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that's the last time i'm letting a therapist do home improvements. lol... can you imagine the decorating? you'd be out your house for weeks! |
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Sep 20, 2017, 06:48 AM
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a man walked in to a bar.
outch... classic laughs. lol |
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#12
Sep 21, 2017, 07:02 AM
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why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9.. |
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Sep 21, 2017, 10:25 AM
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How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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Sep 21, 2017, 10:50 AM
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Nice belt. Numb and number... 
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Sep 21, 2017, 11:07 AM
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yuck... that's.. disgusting. but still rather funny once you get past the grossness of it. |
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Sep 21, 2017, 11:09 AM
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makes me think about this joke about a vampire eating herself under the table.
I can't think of the middle part though |
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Sep 21, 2017, 01:04 PM
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 What goes “ha ha thump”? A man laughing his head off.
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Sep 21, 2017, 01:08 PM
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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Sep 21, 2017, 01:09 PM
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LOL an enjoyable read
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Sep 21, 2017, 01:32 PM
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lol..... oh hahaha!. I love that! |
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#21
Sep 22, 2017, 06:37 AM
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okay i've got it
their once was a vampire called mable, who's food source was very unstable so every night, she smiled with delight, as she drank herself under the table (lol not really for this thread, but funny) |
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Sep 22, 2017, 06:43 AM
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yesterday I told my friend tara some of the jokes in this thread.
she loved them, especially the one about wondering if their's a dog |
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