[pirilin]

She called this morning. It breaks my heart that she still has a thing for me.

I mean, we were together when she was younger. But now, she's too old.
I love her as a friend only. But she can't get over me. Even if she has tried Batman, and others.

Well, to the matter at hand.
ASMR videos do have a calming effect. It's a proven fact.
If you're going to watch one, please, watch the ones of Wonder Woman first.
She needs to get back on top. She's good at it. Cheers.

[*Laurie*]

She's too old...
Black cats are a bad omen...
Is it not true that Superman's real wife was ten years his senior - and that Superman himself owned four coal-black cats, each of whom he adored?

[pirilin]

Originally Posted by *Laurie*

She's too old...
Black cats are a bad omen...
Is it not true that Superman's real wife was ten years his senior - and that Superman himself owned four coal-black cats, each of whom he adored?

What a horror movie!!!. I dunno Superman's, but mine is ten years younger and is, by far, the oldest woman I have ever been with.
Althought she's still a looker. And a charmer. And a witch. What else can a man want?.
More and more younger women, that's all.

Cats. Ah, cats. Of any color.
La bruja, like a true witch, used to have two or three. Mostly free outside the house.
There was only one I liked. Halloween. Everything she hunted, she brought to the door. Once I saw her kill, she will remove inmediately. Rats were always mutilated in their private parts.

She could also hunt birds. And lizards. Can you imagine the speed and agility?.
She was very small, ugly, half blind, and scarred from fighting with other cats. But that girl cat had balls.
Her sister, Queeny, on the other hand, was Big, gold with green eyes and good for nothing.
Halloween had to fight her fights. Being half the size.

She got sick and consumed, but never wanted to be taken care for.
Never went into the house. And nobody could catch her.
One day, she came to the door no more. RIP. I do miss Halloween.

However, I'm a dog person. I have two. They will kill and die for me. And for them.
La bruja has to cast her spells with dogs only now.

Cheers.

[*Laurie*]

Rats?
Rats are darling, intelligent, loyal, and very clean.
Do you know that rats have hands that are constructed like human hands?

I'm sorry about Halloween.

What kind of dogs?

[pirilin]

Dachshunds.

I'll elaborate more after the weekend. I AM GOING TO MIAMI!!! tomorrow. Or in a few hrs.
My Alma Mater. Just Hooker and I. La bruja wants to stay home. Or does she?.

By this time tomorrow, I'll be surrounded by really bad company, doing really bad things,+ and ladies of dubious reputation. I luv 'em social workers.

Cheers!.

[~Christina]

Enjoy your trip and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do hahaha !

[pirilin]

Originally Posted by ~Christina

Enjoy your trip and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do hahaha !

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!.

Can't stop laughing since I read this. Best joke in the site. You got spark Chris.

[pirilin]

First episode of The Forced Farewell Tour.

Yesterday didn't start on the highest note.

I'm packing my stuff in the garage and my new front neighboor shows up.
"Mind if I take a look at your Mustang?"
"Not at all. Name is Hooker."
"You still have a kid at home?". Looking at Maggie. My Honda 1000R/R.
"Not anymore". "Oh, he left his bike in your garage."
"No, not really. Bike's mine. Name is Maggie."
"But you don't ride rocket, right?. I mean, at our age.....".

This guy looks young and healthy. Maybe in his fifties?.
"How old are you David. You look young to be retired."
"Oh no, I waited to age 70 to retire." "I. 72 now." ?????
"I'm not much younger than you are". ?????????
"How old are you?, Carlos." " Seventy eight going on seventy nine."
"You don't look too bad yourself for that age." ???????????????????

"Listen David, I'll see you around. I have to travel and I'm running late."
"Don't rush yourself. We need to take it easy at our age. Specially at Your age."
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